This is Real Life.

December 31, 2010

12/31/2010: Strange Hotel

I’m at a strange hotel we filled the bath tub with ice and all our alcohol

10:12pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9L3xx2NycsQ

December 31, 2010

10/13/2010: Slow as a Snail

There is the shortest lady always at the train station and she walks as slow as a snail. And she is always on the phone.

1:25pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9L3xx2NfAZc

December 31, 2010

10/14/2010: Leoparty: The Prequel

I am wearing a leopard sweater and E saw a girl wearing…Leopard PANTS!!!!!!!!

1:23pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9L3xx2Nf6ab

December 31, 2010

10/15/2010: No Flair Shakespeare

The man on the train next to me is reading No Flair Shakespeare

1:22pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9L3xx2Nf2B7

December 31, 2010

11/21/2010: S-train-ge

Also there are the strangest things happening at the train station. There are police like around the station. Inside the station there is a tv playing this who wants to be a millionaire spoof talking abt train safety. It is on a table with free coffee and donuts. It is way too early for this. Sorry for the multiple early texts.

1:16pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9L3xx2NeomH

December 31, 2010

10/26/2010: Phone Alive?

Is your phone alive?? We haven’t talked in many hrs

1:10pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9L3xx2NeYHN

December 31, 2010

10/26/2010: Jet Set Fashions

Hahahahahhahaha jet setter. Shoes and dress will be determined upon release of spring fashions and nail polishes.

1:09pm | URL: http://tmblr.co/Z9L3xx2NeVj1

December 31, 2010

10/30/2010: Complicated

Got out of cab, walked back to work, got makeup, now in another cab. I also go black sparkly toms at work today.